willotstreet:

as always i think gay cannibalism is the answer

bittersweetish:

milf (myself i’d like to forgive) and dilf (despair i’d like to forget)

hungwy:

getting wicked drunk on honeydew behind my shoe house and smoking a mint leaf that a caterpillar sold me for five acorns

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

girldong:

carpentergothic:

girldong:

Boring: they’re all found

Better: the find the submarine empty

Even better: only one person left

Best: completely new person found alone on submarine

It’s D B Cooper

It’s DB Cooper.

sanitymakesposts:

ezorzea:

I dropped my phone in the shower and the water opened up instagram and changed my fucking PRONOUNS?????

isekai title

justsomeguycore:

a bone is pretty much one of the best things you can throw me. curveballs probably the worst

notaficwriter:

the difference between how link does gender and how zelda does gender is that link decides what pronouns he’ll use that day based entirely on what outfit he’d like to wear, and zelda has a calendar up on the wall with five months blocked out weeks ahead of time and labeled “boy time”.

queerism1969:

pruane2:

in love with this tweet